With two days left in our pledge drive, the MMBF has collected $3,605.63.
Again, I find myself flattered and elated. I can now disclose my original target for the drive, which was a mere $1024—or 50 babysitting-hours. Instead, readers have contributed almost four times that sum.
Almost. My chief fundraiser, Dr. Fritz Vitamin, has just advised me of our final goal: a shocking $4,096. If this sum is not raised by Thursday, he tells me, kittens will die. So: